Episode 1085: Our Ignorance and Folly Chris has been poisoned, and Barnabas and Julia are on the scene. Jason visits the cemetery and makes a new friend. Edward struggles to cope with Barnabas, this lunatic in a cape who thinks he can beat up werewolves. There’s only one thing to do: unwrite the comic strip, and make sure that it never exists. Once again, the slow progress of Barnabas’ moral development skids off the highway and into a tree. Episode 469: Dr. No Episode 1057: Infinite Jest Dr. Woodard is the undisputed front-runner for America’s Next Vampire Victim. Nicholas struts around, and puts Reverend Trask in his place. Episode 331: Bat’s Entertainment It’s less complicated than it sounds. Episode 1210: The Night We Met Two kids trapped in a playroom, doing a master class on giving the hell up. Episode 1141: 13 Reasons Why He’d probably get some hate mail, but I’m afraid it might have affected the show for the worse – what is Dark Shadows without line flubs and technical foul-ups? Episode 265: Doctor Strange Episode 357: When Worlds Collide    Magda has a plan to save Jenny and solve everybody’s problems, so naturally she needs to be stopped at all costs. The experiment was an unbelievable success; now all they have to do is prepare their Nobel Prize acceptance speech. Episode 562: He’s Just Not That Into Being Supernaturally Controlled By You An undead ghoul from the 18th century kidnaps a waitress from the local coffee shop, puts her in his dead girlfriend’s wedding dress and takes her on a make-believe date. An exploration of the uncanny similarities between Laura Collins and The Tomb of the Cybermen. Episode 839: The Gods Laugh Sometimes Episode 214: Very Much Alive Episode 810: The Most Dangerous Game With Count Petofi’s legendary hand back on the legendary wrist, he opens up his magic cupboard and invites Barnabas to watch Dark Shadows. The AFTRA strike of April 1967 takes its toll on the Dark Shadows cast, as Liz putters around, Burke sets his wristwatch, and David complains about the air. I have to go away this week for a conference, so instead of episodes, I’m going to post excerpts from Barnabas Collins In a Funny Vein. Episode 1176: The Week Between We finally get what we want — Barnabas, Julia and Quentin, all in the same room, with Angelique waiting back at Collinwood. Episode 1042: Still Another Murderer , Extra happy since Dark Shadows From The Beginning has suddenly gone private and inaccessible , I used to hurry home to watch Dark Shadows after school in Flushing, NY. Angelique claws her way back to the surface world, just in time to see Barnabas hand another music box to the latest iteration of Josette. Episode 1194: No Exit Julia tries to help Maggie figure out why she has that song stuck in her head. You want to know why. Introducing Dr. Eric Lang, played by the Worst Actor Who Ever Appeared on Dark Shadows. Dr. Longworth gives Quentin the bad news that he’s in perfect physical condition and everything is totally fine. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Episode 898: Executive Child Thanks for reading, and I love you. Episode 648: Astral Disturbances Quentin and Angelique touch fingers and fire up the candles, hoping to get a shred of useful intel out of the dead. It’s not a surprise that she’s started considering suicide as an option. Episode 256: Falling Down Episode 452: The Great Escape Dr. Woodard has a plan to catch this madman that’s terrorizing the town. Episode 686: The Case of the Lifted Ledger, Episode 723: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Vampires, Episode 746: The Love Lives of Unhappy People, Episode 752: The One Where Evan Ruins the Carpet, Episode 756: I Know You Are But What Am I, Episode 758: Give Me the Strength to Crush My Enemy, Episode 762: Dark Shadows’ Agents of THEY, Episode 763: The One Where Magda Finds Out, Episode 766: You Have to Admit She’s Got a Point, Episode 773: The Persecution and Assassination of Minerva Trask as Performed by Tim Shaw Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade, Episode 784: Things People Say When They’ve Run Out of Sensible Things to Say, Episode 786: The Blog Post About The Original Music From Dark Shadows with The Robert Cobert Orchestra & Featuring Jonathan (Barnabas) Frid and David (Quentin) Selby, Episode 799: When Halloween Decorations Ruled the World, Episode 801/802: You’re a Crook, Captain Hook, Episode 833: 3D Printing – The Early Years, Episode 841: Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There, Strange Paradise, Episode 1: Dry Ice Burns, Strange Paradise, Episode 4: The Cryonic Woman, Strange Paradise, Episode 5: When Raxl Attacks, Dark Shadows Comic Strip, part 9: The Treachery of Images, House of Dark Shadows: Let’s Not Play Insane Games, Episode 1211: Plague, Die, Plague, Die, Plague, Die, Plague, Time Travel, part 15: Dark Shadows Without Dark Shadows. Vicki is going to keep telling rich guys about this house that she likes until one of them finally buys it for her. It’s the first book to include Quentin, plus there’s a waltz, a dead bat, a fat police chief and a long series of socially awkward meals. Desmond switches sides, and asks Quentin how they can put right what he just did wrong. Quentin and Gerard row up the Amazon to find a West African voodoo doll by way of Haiti, Louisiana, medieval Britain and the State of New Jersey. Barnabas and Angelique team up to battle the forces of Evil, for some reason. In addition to his personal vendetta against the man who thwarts his every scheme, he … Another unstoppable monster commits another unspeakable murder, and Julia Hoffman calls the police. Now he’s sitting on the couch and talking about how discouraged he is. Nicholas Blair has a new project to work on, while Angelique gropes for something substantial to do. Jason has a quiet word with Carolyn’s boyfriend. Episode 447: My Family, and Other Crazed Animals This is why you don’t see a lot of jolly soap opera writers. Episode 1149: Wicked Episode 670: Small World Episode 349: Secret Aging Man Episode 225/226: Fangs for Nothing    We reach another crucial turning point in the Dark Shadows history — the day writer Ron Sproat finally leaves the show, and leaves my life. It’s another Dark Shadows pre-emption special, where we watch an episode of the 1991 revival and try to figure out what it all means. Episode 1045: We Belong Dead Episode 677: Lycanthropology Judah Zachery thinks that he can take away Angelique’s powers. Julia walks away from a gunshot, invents a new theory of time travel, cures vampirism and gets all the funny lines. Michael dies, Megan cries, Philip whines, and Mrs. Hutchins talks to her parakeet. Episode 758: Give Me the Strength to Crush My Enemy The Leviathans scheme to get rid of Julia, for the third time this week. Joe, Dr. Woodard and Maggie all believe that there’s got to be a logical explanation for all of this. Quentin and Maggie suddenly find themselves desperately in love with each other for no particular reason, just like every other soap opera couple. The British Invasion (Bloodlust) Paperback Library offers an intimate look at Jonathan Frid, at work and at play, in Barnabas Collins: A Personal Picture Album. With Barnabas and Quentin abandoned by the show, we check in with the Paperback Library gothics, to see what they plan on doing with the characters they’ve inherited. Episode 992: Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t Barnabas and Julia fire up the apparatus for another round of mad science. Episode 554: Fresh Blood Morgan and Catherine have a shotgun wedding, with Bramwell being the one who gets gunshot. Episode 221: Mystery Date Julia stands by, as Barnabas finds another ingenue to project his needs and desires onto. Quentin tells Amanda that he loves her. Episode 793: The Puppeteer Episode 598: The Great Sproat Caper We learn several reasons why you shouldn’t play in a haunted house. Episode 1136: Waiting for the Storm Episode 558: The Long, Hot Summer Episode 880: The Further Adventures of Other People Is Adam a vicious monster, or a sensitive grad student? As Barnabas is searching in the woods for Josette and Jeremiah, he runs across some black box experimental theater. A boy follows Carrie home from a funeral, which on Dark Shadows counts as a meet-cute. Episode 616: The Great 1968 Wrap-Up Julia says it’s too early for the vampire cure, but Barnabas insists they go ahead with it. There is only one thing in the world worse than being written about, and that is not being written about. Episode 409: Spoilers Oh, great! All the funny extras you toss in have me ROFL and you point out all the little things I missed as a child which makes it even funnier. Time Travel, part 12: Nevertheless, They Persisted My friend Randall joins me today, to talk about what’s wrong with Sabrina, the dubious value of re-enacting things, and my foolproof plan for the next year of this blog. The thrililng development today is that the show is now broadcast in beautiful, muddy, low-definition color. These are the crown jewels of Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg’s long reign, which began just seven months after Dasani was born. Episode 1163: Love in the Afternoon As Adam continues to dominate the storyline, we do a review of what Barnabas has been up to since Vicki came back from 1795. Oh, please, come back! Another excerpt from Child Rearing for the Criminally Insane, by Dr. Spock, Dr. Jekyll and Dr. Phibes. We open the mystery box once again, and something terrible is loosed upon the world. It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-villains spectacular, featuring werewolves, zombies, betrayal, blood loss, and lots of opening and closing doors. Episode 245: Tragic Malady Episode 511: Séance Fiction It’s Barnabas’ worst nightmare — his ex-wife wants to get back together. Episode 948: War Games Episode 1068: Just a Girl It’s a good day for Quentin — he beats the curse, pisses off Trask, and racks up his third consecutive love triangle. Barnabas shoots Angelique, and she curses him with eternal life. Dark Shadows cleans house as we prepare for the dawn of a new lunatic scheme, adapting an H.P. Sheriff Patterson was up all night searching for Maggie. Angelique is angry, and you know what that means. We watch episode 4 of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival, which is the one with all the lady fire demons. Episode 294: House Party How do you account for something like that? The story of another impossible, time travelling book — my 1986 notebook of Dark Shadows synopses. Episode 852: Who’s Afraid of Violet Welles? Vicki tries to explain things to Roger, without much success. The people of Collinsport are living their lives in peace, until: sudden-onset crazy lady. Episode 557: A Race of Monsters A week of ghost stories begins with Vicki clutching a broken wristwatch, and trying to commune with the spirit world. Episode 1089: Standing on Graves Episode 383: The Newlywed Game   Episode 242: A Mystery in Science Episode 1052: Ouroboros Episode 1170: This Place Is Not a Place of Honor On the day that Barnabas changes the channel and enters Parallel Time, another story begins, with familiar faces making different choices, like what show to be on. Hurry, Barnabas! It’s amazing how much I’d forgotten and yet it all came right back reading your episode guide. . Adam, Joe, Tom and Jeff are displayed on a sacrificial altar, as Julia performs the ritual that ends the tyranny of turtlenecks forever. Barnabas and Julia walk into an empty room, and start tossing postulates around. Episode 318: Interesting Times Episode 382: A Witch in Time Jeb Hawkes, the dark angel of Altamont, says: Please allow me to introduce myself. Carolyn, Liz and Burke shuffle around an empty house, and then Julia comes in and lies to everybody again. Episode 275: The Last Normal Day Episode 640: Bad Wolf Just when we thought we were getting somewhere, along comes Nicholas Blair, the demonic speed bump. Barnabas tells Carolyn that her husband is dead, and her fury burns down the show. The “Beginning” collection also gives a bit of background on the Collins family, and, has many stories to tell. Episode 339: The End of Everything David and Hallie are Tad and Carrie, and Carolyn is Leticia, and I’m bored and nobody cares. Angelique and Reverend Trask just go ahead and burn down the whole damn show. Episode 240: Open House Maggie gets caught catching up on other people’s correspondence. I paid for my transgressions with horrific nightmares and a fear of vampires that only left me after I was 50. Dr. Julian Hoffman offers some dream analysis, as Jamison wakes up with a fantastic idea for half a poem. Episode 410: Nightfall Danny:“I just wanted to make sure that you weren’t dead.” I usually get them wrong, but not always. Episode 482: Witches Be Crazy Episode 1090: Today’s Ten Things That Make No Sense London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. Everyone is worried about David. Episode 572: Junior Detectives Barnabas and Vicki drive off the road, and into a whole new storyline. There’s only a week and a half left in the 1840 storyline, so it’s time to start pushing villains off the roof. He’s been asking for it. Episode 881: Sunny Day Episode 1124: We Had Faces A new soap opera appears on ABC’s daytime schedule, and heads are gonna roll. Trask speaks urgently to Roxanne, as we pull in for an extreme close-up that takes us a full minute to extricate ourselves from. Now I’m grown up, and I have the whole series on DVD. Episode 872: Tick Tock Episode 287: Notes on Camp    It’s day two of our special feature on the 1971 Dark Shadows comic strip, where we find Barnabas Collins vibrating, ominously. Episode 597: The Three Faces of Eve Episode 1116: That’s Us In There Obviously. [1], Harbouring interests for Satanism (ostensibly that of the LaVeyan variant) and extreme metal as a teenager, he was introverted in his environment. In which Gerard Stiles demonstrates that he does not have a coherent testing and tracing strategy. Episode 863: Sin and Sincerity Dr. Woodard tells Sam that Maggie’s going to be hit by a car. At a certain point, either your show is going to do a two-part episode at Disney World or it’s not. All of the episodes are available for free on Tubi on the Roku. I love this blog and sincerely hope you finish off all episodes. Episode 1140: You’re a Miranda Episode 587: In Which I Just Can’t Even With This We get some new architecture. Just as Quentin thinks he has the upper Hand, in walks Aristede and his Dancing Girl. Episode 870: The Collapsing Cat Or something. Vicki tries to figure out how time travel works. Episode 524: Dead Man Walking Episode 257: Bachelor Party Episode 947: A Helping Hound There’s miscommunications and mistaken identities as Dark Shadows discovers the second most important thing about Quentin. The Devil is at work here, and he has deceived you, as he has so many others! Julia sneaks Public Enemy #1 into Collinwood, for a discussion about time travel and how it doesn’t work. Dark Funeral ‎– Where Shadows Forever Reign Japan Version Ltd 200 Out of stock. Soooo disappointing that these episodes beyond 492 isn’t streaming SOMEWHERE FREE or at least on Hulu for the price of a subscription. She’s female, she’s in a stressful situation, she’s expressing how she feels, and it’s 1968. Glad you are back. Episode 715: The Secret of the Mysterious Clue Episode 685: A Fish Called Ezra Episode 622: Heated Arguments on Somebody Else’s Lawn Once again, Dr. Julia Hoffman examines an ailing storyline, and says, yeah, I could do something with this. Episode 613: Joe Haskell Must Die Episode 742: Home Alone Episode 838: Just Shoot Me Episode 1154/1155: The Fall of Man Quentin can’t figure out why he’s feeling the way that he’s feeling. Episode 415: Closing the Loop Meanwhile, in 1971, we find a mad, miserable Carolyn in the shack at Findley’s Cove, along with Phyllis Wick, Claude North, Dr. Julian Hoffman and the eleven women from Fort Wayne, and we finally decipher what They is really up to. Look out — David’s back, and he’s got a Nehru jacket. Carolyn is determined to stop her mother’s wedding. A história acompanha quatro diferentes famílias que vivem em uma pequena cidade alemã. It’s time for another turn on the Dream Curse merry-go-round. The sun shines all night, subtext is dead, and I finally explain the real reason why Dan Curtis made House of Dark Shadows. I only stumbled onto your blog a few days ago. Episode 1088: Our Summer of Discontent Episode 525: The Blair Witch Project Episode 1025: Rebecca to the Rescue Quentin’s ghost has taken hostages, and Barnabas and Willie mount a rescue attempt, armed with nothing but flashlights and good intentions. Episode 994: Polterguest They finally decide, screw it, Gerard’s the only interesting character on the show, we might as well give him Collinwood. It’s a Friday afternoon on the last day of school, and the Dark Shadows writers finally figure out what suspense means, just in time to scare the hell out of the kids. Episode 358: Boy Meets Ghoul Episode 333: Those Meddling Kids Then he meets the in-laws. Carolyn and Julia visit the new antique shop, and meet a friendly couple who just arrived from the uncanny valley. Barnabas is holding a knife to Angelique, and she’s still doing a sales pitch. Another example of Great Moments in Time-Filling: Vicki walks around Josette’s room for two minutes, lighting candles and then blowing them out again. Episode 483: Free Willie Episode 988: The Staggering Weirdness of Bruno Episode 873: The Violent Majority I’m out of town for a couple weeks, so instead of regular episodes, we’re going to look at the Dark Shadows comic strip, which provides a chilling answer to the question: what happens to the Collins family, after the TV show is over? Episode 695: Exile Episode 762: Dark Shadows’ Agents of THEY Episode 1162: The Tribulations The flame in Laura’s magic urn has gone out, but instead of dying like a normal person, she attaches herself to a passing groundskeeper and asks the Sun God for a miracle. What is she thinking? Episode 788: Mrs-taken Identity What could go wrong? Willie faces his greatest challenge: Babysitter of the Damned. Another day, another funeral, plus a vampire suicide pact. Count Petofi’s got the portrait, the suitcase, the map, the money and the 49th hexagram, and he’s ready to head for the future. A time-wasting episode about a bunch of characters who are worried that they’re wasting time. Episode 1174/1175: Merrie Gentlemen It’s the final showdown of Parallel Time, where old scores are settled with pistols and fire as our hero hides behind the drapes. Dressed up in each other’s bodies after a particularly freaky Friday, Quentin Collins and Count Petofi learn what it’s like to see the world from the other guy’s point of view. Angelique stops the execution by running in with a stolen head, and confessing to everything she can think of. Barnabas has been a human for, like, ten seconds, and all he can do is complain. Call me crazy, but I think the show has become a little morbid lately. According to the rules of 1968, the kids should be spreading Love and Peace, and the aging tyrant should be closing his mind to the truth. Episode 442: Cask Party Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Danny Horn and Dark Shadows Every Day with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. How is that possible? Relapse Records. Episode 814: Another Thing Coming Roger catches Jeff and Eve having an intimate moment in the garden, and Jeff touches his face a lot. I just watched 348, and guessed “Where there’s life, there’s always fear”. X4: Does Barnabas Ever Drink Milk? Dr. Cyrus Longworth has a few things to say about good and evil and rabbits and apparatuses, and how many people a man is. Barnabas Collins is dead, and Julia and Willie dare each other to drive a stake through his heart. Episode 840: The Grown-Ups Episode 231: Bedside Manners Episode 753: Dog Days Episode 829: Things That Happen When Count Petofi Isn’t Around Episode 892: Welcome to Dunwich Episode 781: The Hunt Episode 937: The Predator Amorphis - Elegy Splatter Vinyl 2LP Ltd 100 China Version Out of stock. Will releases Barnabas from his coffin all over again, which is bad for his book, but good for the show. There were no seasons of Dark Shadows. Episode 984: What We Know This involves “purging the arterial system” and other make-believe science phrases. Onderon had four moons. David Selby is taken to Baltimore, where he sits on a convertible and waves to the crowd, and thinks about what he’s doing with his life. A full episode of Trask trash talk. Arriving at Collinwood, Daphne gets access to the man she’s planning to kill, and vice versa. Episode 997: Fifty Shaves Another lunatic joins the menagerie — the eccentric Professor Stokes. Episode 1107: You Must Stop What Is Happening Dr. Woodard sneaks into Julia’s room and spends pretty much the entire episode looking for her notebook. Nicholas, Joe and Maggie are locked in battle, fighting over who’s the most interesting person in the scene. Episode 789: My Wife and My Dead Wife Episode 1179/1180: Communication with the Dead Twelve is an option. I’m at episode 280 now and I still can’t seem to get enough of the show or your blog. Jamison is possessed, Charity is annoying Quentin, and Reverend Trask is haunted by a thunderstorm that isn’t there. Episode 768: Number One with a Bullet Episode 935: The Monster at the End of This Week Episode 986: Down in the Science Dungeon Episode 259: Cell Blocked Episode 987: Truly Two Episode 730: How I Met Your Mother Barnabas discovers that the children have been possessed by utterly incompetent ghosts. It’s amazing. Dark Shadows Comic Strip, part 3: The Bite of Love Bravo! Episode 970: A Less Rational Explanation Episode 963: The Golden Key Barnabas is dead (not really), and Nicholas comforts Vicki (not really). A new friend shows up at Collinwood, with an old face. Episode 316: The Big Bad The Angelique/Quentin story gets itself into an unruly tangle that can only be resolved by Hoffman, the blood specialist housekeeper family historian. Carolyn decides that today she’s the lead character in an educational short about juvenile delinquency. Heaven must be missing an angel, because here she comes: Daphne Harridge, going undercover as an alive person. Professor Stokes is loud, and disruptive, and he plays to the balcony. Homeless badass Amy Jennings busts out of an asylum in the middle of the night, and makes a beeline for the biggest house she can find. London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady. Everyone’s buzzing about the new Parallel Time storyline, opening this Friday. It’s been a rough week for the women of Collinsport. The thing must have happened at about three-thirty in the afternoon…. Barnabas Collins and Captain Kirk are trapped in the Mirror Universe, where Bond villains rule the world, and Barnabas comes from Peru. It’s important! Episode 366: The Phantom Menace Episode 282: The Examined Life As Apollo 11 reaches the moon, we watch another episode of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival, and try to figure out why the show fizzled on the launchpad. Trapped in another world, Barnabas declares another world war. Episode 1053: Whodidn’tit Episode 451: Exorcise in Futility Vicki’s trapped in Adam’s room, and so are we, apparently forever. Angelique spends forty-five years walking in circles, looping back to Collinwood every year for another anniversary. Astrology is for chumps; the only way to truly understand yourself and your destiny is to watch the episodes of Dark Shadows that aired on your birthday. They’ve got one week to save the show, before the final 13-week cycle. Episode 453: Born to Run The show interrupts its murder mystery to introduce a different murder mystery, featuring another misbehaving ghost. Episode 818: The Green Light Gerard changes his mind, David needs to change his clothes, and somebody needs to clue Maggie in on what’s going on. Elizabeth has decided to kill herself. Episode 819: War and Peace Laura and Barnabas have a schoolyard battle over somebody’s diary, making mutual vows to destroy each other. Episode 337: Time to Kill A tyrannical monster is taking over, and Collinwood is divided, as never before. Jeb Hawkes shows us how to treat a lady. Julia talks her way into a lifetime invitation to Collinwood. Julia lies to Woodard, Sarah tells David that Maggie isn’t dead, and Vicki falls in love with a house. Episode 834: The What’s-Thatters Episode 545: Teacher’s Pet The Collinsport Imaginary Witchcraft Court is now in session. I apologize in advance. But first, on earth as vampire sent, Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent: Then ghastly haunt thy native place, And suck the blood of all thy race. Vicki has been accused of witchcraft, and she’s not super equipped to defend herself. Let’s see what happens. Burke stands behind a tree all night, watching the Old House. A tribute to Sam Hall, the greatest Dark Shadows writer. Episode 503: Lock Her Up Thank you for the time you spent preparing your entertaining and enlightening comments!!! Barnabas and Julia face their first crisis as new parents. Episode 1014: Are You the Quentin Jeb Hawkes struggles to find a way to survive the disastrous end of his disastrous storyline. Barnabas and Judith come up with a plan to capture Jenny, and we ask the crucial question: Why can’t Quentin take anything seriously? Episode 884: Widow’s Hell Hooked…. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Episode 735: The Punishment Book For the second time in a month, a romantic lead falls in love with a pale, mute woman with no personality, just because he likes the way that a flower smells. Episode 458: Don’t Love Me It’s Barnabas’ first actual murder, which for a vampire is basically his bar mitzvah. Jeb and Carolyn run away from the Hanged Man, as young Danny enters the world of Dark Shadows. Episode 891: Curious People Episode 438: Drag Me to Hell And all you have to do is Find the Vampire…. Strange Paradise, Episode 2: Crypt Kicker Quentin’s nearest and dearest mourn their loss in the only way they know how — by shouting, and playing records. Episode 377: Speed Dating Your blog has soothed the pain enough to help us going! No, they didn’t have a plan about Quentin and Chris and the werewolf curse. 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